Dear Messers Reeves and Mortimer
I have been perusing your website, yet amazingly i can find no information pertaining to Uncle Peter/ Charlie Chuck, abstract or otherwise.
Charlie Chuck is a man of Herculean comic quality, yet very little is known or documented of his life or even more important, his work.
If you have not grown to big for your ludicrously pointy boots, could you please forward me any information pertaining to the minutiae of his daily existence.
I am haunted by his performance and need to know what inspires, and is indeed eaten by this great man.
Yours Longingly
Brian Sewell

Hmm, I had links to the Charlie Chuck website on both the news and links
pages, but neither are working now.
Charlie

hmm! I was rather hoping for a more lucid biographic reaction from Messers Reeves and Mortimer themselves rather than a 'bad link' based excuse probably induced by your displeasure at being dragged away from your current aimless gameboying.
If you would kindly pass on my correspondence to your employers, I might regard myself the user of a superhighway and not a urine spattered dead end alley.
Yours
Brian Sewell

Reeves & Mortimer do not employ me. I run a fan site and as such do the best
I can based on information which never comes from them or their management.
If you have a gripe about Vic and Bob, gripe to PBJ youself. What makes you
think I'd want to do it for you? Would it be your winning personality?
The Charlie Chuck links were correct when HIS management passed them to me.
If his site is no longer in existence, blame them.
Goodbye.

sorry i didn't want to ruin your day.
Brian Sewell
xxxx

That's okay, Can I give you a kiss?

Charlie

of course you can kiss me....